6.Pseudio

I might like Bon Jovi, I might like Little Joe
I might have missed the zeitgeist, But it's still rock and roll
to me
My record collection is probably all wrong
I'd rather that than be someone who sounds like a Phil Collins
song

Ps-Ps-Ps Pseudio
Ps-Ps-Ps Pseudio
P-S-E-U-D-I-O
Ps-Ps-Ps Pseudio
Ps-Ps-Ps Pseudio, Pseudio

I don't give a shit about Crikey, I don't pontificate about the
issue of the day
I didn't have a fit at Kate Miller-Heidke and what she did and
say when she went on Q&A
You judged me by the books I read and my political leaning
I file in from the CBD, I get this funny feeling you might be
a...

Ps-Ps-Ps Pseudio
Ps-Ps-Ps Pseudio
P-S-E-U-D-I-O
It's not a word I know,
But if it was you'd be a
Pseudio, Pseudio

You don't tell me I just know, You don't eat at Taco Bill's
When you're seen at Mario's it's not some guy's place in
Endeavor Hills
Your accouterments are your Armour plate your confidence begun
You set into intimidate and mow down everyone

Was there some kid in primary school who thought your lunch box
was a laugh
Cos now you wear exclusion like a fucking Richmond footy scarf
Everything about you seems placed there for effect
You're cool even when you're uncool, It leads one to suspect you
might be a...

Ps-Ps-Ps Pseudio
Ps-Ps-Ps Pseudio
P-S-E-U-D-I-O
Ps-Ps-Ps Pseudio
Ps-Ps-Ps Pseudio
P-S-E-U-D-I-O
Ps-Ps-Ps Pseudio
Ps-Ps-Ps Pseudio
P-S-E-U-D-I-O
Ps-Ps-Ps Pseudio
Ps-Ps-Ps Pseudio
P-S-E-U-D-I-O

You got me all worked out